Any one want to write me some lyrics?

[FoulPhil]

I have more song than I have lyrics if anyone wants to write me some lyrics. you'll get full credit for them of course

[==skinless==]

Which theme are you looking for,war,porno,political view,let me know i can give it a try but don`t expect much from me 


EDIT:

I guess writing lyrics without the music is kind of hard ,but will give it a go if i can be creative 

[FoulPhil]

Horror, Gore, Gross, immature, drink beer, do drugs, sex with farm animals. What ever you want. Only thing I wont use is something that supports things I can't relate to. If people gave me lyrics about being christian or religious in any way, about being gay unless it's really funny, or political groups I can't use it. If someone gave me lyrics why it's good to be a suicide bomber I probably wont use it .

I can't put out a message I don't support or can't relate to, but if it's done in good humor it may be ok. Nothing wrong with gross childish potty mouth toilet humor, but nothing too serious unless it's a subject that everyone can relate too. Nothing that's outrageously stupid, unless it's hilarious .

I can arrange them to fit the music, so just write some clever lyrics and I'll put them to good use for real

[==skinless==]

Ok hum am not sure i will be able to write stuff that can match you,even tho i never wrote any lyrics ahahahah
But if i can get inspired by something good all give it a try.

[FoulPhil]

You can do it bro! lol

[==skinless==]

You can do it bro! lol

Hum not sure my mate,have try to find how to start the song,but no luck yet.
Also i am french so i am very limited when it come to writing lyrics.
So all keep thinking about it for now and if i do find a good start with the words i know it might help me doing at least one songs.
Which would be my first song ever 
 

[FoulPhil]

Just try to think about something you want to say to people, or tell or story about some fucked up shit.

Here is some examples

I was walking down the street just beating my meat
When I saw this foxy sheep that really knocked me off my feet
Then she said baaa baaa and I say who me?
I'm going to rape your wooly ass
I'm going to wash you with my pee pee

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I want to kill you and chop you in pieces
Hog tie and slowly smear you in feces
Cut off your nipples and watch the blood run
Getting your hands dirty is part of the fun

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Beans beans the magical fruit
The more you eat the more you toot
The more you toot the more the fun
Beans beans for everyone!

[eva18]

Just try to think about something you want to say to people, or tell or story about some fucked up shit.

Here is some examples

I was walking down the street just beating my meat
When I saw this foxy sheep that really knocked me off my feet
Then she said baaa baaa and I say who me?
I'm going to rape your wooly ass
I'm going to wash you with my pee pee

hahahahaha  hey man that's the funniest lyrics ever read 
Then she said baaa baaa and I say who me?

  very funny, ok seriously i have some lyrics that i wrote a very long time a go (some are pretty shitty) maybe you can use one, if i can find my (lyrics)book  i'll send you

[FoulPhil]

Yeah I like to knock off as they say, but it's like a blank canvas man you can talk about what ever you want as long as it makes sense. And if it doesn't make sense if it worded well it doesn't matter...

but i can't say I support constitutionalism and then go sing a song that's pro communism. that's why it's best to avoid politics unless you're making fun of everyone. Same thing with religion