Author Topic: Tell us a joke (Read 11539 times)

Mr.Evil 666 · « **Reply #80 on:** May 01, 2011, 12:22:42 AM »

heres one for you .

A new Priest Father Ricardo comes to his new Parish in which he will conduct his sermons and Penance sacrament etc.. The older Priest Father Andrews leaves after a couple of days and leaves the Parish in the hands of the new Priest as he is giving Penance the Sinner says She gave someone Head and Swallowed not ever having been in this situation he looks out of his cubicle and sees one of the older Alter Boys and in a fit of not knowing asks "Quick boy tell if you know what does Father Andrews usually give for Head and Swallowing" the Alter Boys looks at him funny and answers "Usually a six pack of Coca Cola and a box of Cookies"

Virulo · « **Reply #81 on:** May 01, 2011, 12:30:20 AM »

Hahahah, pedo jokes anyone?

RigorMortis · « **Reply #82 on:** May 02, 2011, 07:56:06 AM »

"Mylady, how old are you ?"
"I'm approaching 30."
"From which direction ?"

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"Neighbour, your son threw a stone towards me."
"Does he hit you ?"
"No"
"Then it wasn't him, I'm sure."

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"Why do you want me to pay the bill before I eat my lunch ?"
"Well ... you have ordered mushrooms."

Mr.Evil 666 · « **Reply #83 on:** May 04, 2011, 12:19:47 AM »

A Teenager is freaking out because he cannot find his drugs so he goes to his Grandma "Grandma have you seen my pills they were marked LSD on top ?" to this Grandma replies " Fuck the fucking LSD pills did you see the size of the DRAGON in the kitchen ??.

RigorMortis · « **Reply #84 on:** May 04, 2011, 12:58:42 AM »

Quote from: Mr.Evil 666 on May 04, 2011, 12:19:47 AM

A Teenager is freaking out because he cannot find his drugs so he goes to his Grandma "Grandma have you seen my pills they were marked LSD on top ?" to this Grandma replies " Fuck the fucking LSD pills did you see the size of the DRAGON in the kitchen ??.

ahahahahahahaha

DeathWalkingTerror · « **Reply #85 on:** May 04, 2011, 05:09:07 AM »

Quote from: Mr.Evil 666 on May 04, 2011, 12:19:47 AM

A Teenager is freaking out because he cannot find his drugs so he goes to his Grandma "Grandma have you seen my pills they were marked LSD on top ?" to this Grandma replies " Fuck the fucking LSD pills did you see the size of the DRAGON in the kitchen ??.

Good one.

Virulo · « **Reply #86 on:** May 04, 2011, 09:47:20 PM »

Quote from: Mr.Evil 666 on May 04, 2011, 12:19:47 AM

A Teenager is freaking out because he cannot find his drugs so he goes to his Grandma "Grandma have you seen my pills they were marked LSD on top ?" to this Grandma replies " Fuck the fucking LSD pills did you see the size of the DRAGON in the kitchen ??.

DeathWalkingTerror · « **Reply #87 on:** May 04, 2011, 09:53:20 PM »

At a jewelry store, a young man bought an expensive locket as a present for his girlfriend.
"Don't you want her name engraved upon it?" asked the jeweler.
The young man thought for a moment, and then replied, "No, just engrave it: To My One And Only Love. That way, if we break up and she throws it back to me in anger, I can use it again."

Virulo · « **Reply #88 on:** May 04, 2011, 09:54:46 PM »

Wise kid

Mr.Evil 666 · « **Reply #89 on:** May 05, 2011, 12:16:51 AM »

Quote from: DeathWalkingTerror on May 04, 2011, 09:53:20 PM

At a jewelry store, a young man bought an expensive locket as a present for his girlfriend.
"Don't you want her name engraved upon it?" asked the jeweler.
The young man thought for a moment, and then replied, "No, just engrave it: To My One And Only Love. That way, if we break up and she throws it back to me in anger, I can use it again."

I love it !!.Hats off bro good one.

Mr.Evil 666 · « **Reply #90 on:** May 05, 2011, 12:35:50 AM »

A man walks into a bar sits down at the counter and puts his frog down as well. Bartender says" What the fuck is that ?" guys says"the first pussy eating frog my friend !!" bartender "bullshit"guy says"for a free night of drinking I'll prove it to Ya"bartender says "your ON go."guy says " pick a hot babe any one of them , first the frog will eat her out and then me" Bartender says" you will never win this one your ugly as fuck" Bartender picks the best looking girl in the place. Guy gos over and starts talking pointing to frog 2 minutes later girl is heading to the washroom.Bartender asks "what did you tell her ?" Guy "I told her about my frog".A good ten minutes pass and nothing so the guy and bartender go to the girls washroom go in and see girl spread legged on the floor with the frog between her leg in front of her snatch .The guy says "well girlie pretty cool frog eh ?" Girl says" he only licked once and then stopped " Guys gets down on floor and looks at frog while scolding him and says to the frog " you lazy bastard this is the last fucking time I am going to show you how this is done now pay attention!! "

RigorMortis · « **Reply #91 on:** May 05, 2011, 12:52:22 AM »

good trick to eat pussy loool

DeathWalkingTerror · « **Reply #92 on:** May 05, 2011, 05:01:24 AM »

Good one Mr.Evil.

Virulo · « **Reply #93 on:** May 05, 2011, 09:44:34 PM »

Haahaha, weird one

Mr.Evil 666 · « **Reply #94 on:** May 06, 2011, 12:02:14 PM »

How do Hutter-ites find their Sheep in tall Grass ?? VERY SATISFYING ACTUALLY.Heh Heh(warped this morning)

MenstrualBubbles · « **Reply #95 on:** May 06, 2011, 05:54:39 PM »

Quote from: Virulo on May 01, 2011, 12:30:20 AM

Hahahah, pedo jokes anyone?

Q: What's a pedophile's favorite part of a hockey game?
A: Before the First Period.

RigorMortis · « **Reply #96 on:** May 07, 2011, 02:03:05 AM »

Quote from: MenstrualBubbles on May 06, 2011, 05:54:39 PM

Quote from: Virulo on May 01, 2011, 12:30:20 AM
Hahahah, pedo jokes anyone?

Q: What's a pedophile's favorite part of a hockey game?
A: Before the First Period.

Mr.Evil 666 · « **Reply #97 on:** May 07, 2011, 02:27:26 AM »

A Old Gangsta has been in Prison for 30 Years Now in His 50s is Getting Out.When He was in prison he made approximately 40 bucks wages for work that he had done as He did his Time in Prison.He gets out good suit on looking not to bad and says " forty bucks got me laid twice thirty years ago it been so long I cannot wait ".Immediately after he gets into town he manages to find a Prostitute and says" Hey You Bimbo hows about a Fuck for forty bucks ? " The Bimbo says" Forty bucks Asshole that won't even get you a Hand Job ! " Gangsta says" what will it get Me ? " Bimbo thinks it over and knows and sees guy is desperate and says " I will PEE in that can for you for Forty Bucks " Gangsta starved for anything at this point says " okay " Prostitute does that takes money and Gangsta goes behind bushes pulls down his pants sticks his dick in the can and says " Tony be happy with the BROTH because the Fucking MEAT is way to expensive !!! "

BUUJAH.

RigorMortis · « **Reply #98 on:** May 07, 2011, 02:45:06 AM »

Quote from: Mr.Evil 666 on May 07, 2011, 02:27:26 AM

A Old Gangsta has been in Prison for 30 Years Now in His 50s is Getting Out.When He was in prison he made approximately 40 bucks wages for work that he had done as He did his Time in Prison.He gets out good suit on looking not to bad and says " forty bucks got me laid twice thirty years ago it been so long I cannot wait ".Immediately after he gets into town he manages to find a Prostitute and says" Hey You Bimbo hows about a Fuck for forty bucks ? " The Bimbo says" Forty bucks Asshole that won't even get you a Hand Job ! " Gangsta says" what will it get Me ? " Bimbo thinks it over and knows and sees guy is desperate and says " I will PEE in that can for you for Forty Bucks " Gangsta starved for anything at this point says " okay " Prostitute does that takes money and Gangsta goes behind bushes pulls down his pants sticks his dick in the can and says " Tony be happy with the BROTH because the Fucking MEAT is way to expensive !!! "

BUUJAH.

Age of depression, the dark years

Mr.Evil 666 · « **Reply #99 on:** May 07, 2011, 11:27:07 AM »

Yes Bleak and very dark I would say.